31 January 2009

Geek Scouts

Well, if we're going to have nerd merit badges, we need geek merit badges too.

So the first badge in the set will be the Hell(o)Kitty badge, for using Hello Kitty in wonderfully inappropriate ways. We can start with baking.

We can then follow with other appropriate bits of meme busting and generally geekiness. For instance, merit badges in holding strong opinions about Star Trek and Star Wars movies. With a special one for having had an argument that led to blows about those opinions, but only within your respective camp.

I don't suppose they still make those nice, pink Hello Kitty personal massagers ...

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