Recession

Hmm.

American products ...

Ummm.

Well, that's a tough one ...

Hypocrisy ... no, that's readily available anywhere. Not something we have the market on.

Ummm.

Thermos! There we go, still made in the U.S. of A.

Video games! At least all the ones not being made in Japan and Korea.

Obesity! Oh wait, that's a by-product.

Ummm.

Sec sec sec ...

Star Trek movies!

Blow things up movies!

Debt! Buy our debt! Discounted this week only!

It's hard to dig yourself out when your primary commodity is consumption.