Today I shall buy a large bottle of champagne.
If Obama wins I shall drink it all and regret it tomorrow. Though the giggle fits will be well worth the headache.
If McCain wins I shall bash myself upside the head with it until I reach a mental state appropriate to surviving the next four years, assuming I can maintain consciousness that long.
Either way it is going to be a very interesting next four years. Here's hoping for an administration that causes the editorial cartoonists to all die of boredom.